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Old 06-16-2008, 03:42 AM
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Munc,

I hope your head is all better. Maybe when you are completely recovered from the unfortunate accident, you can practice up and get really good at dueling with rats.

You could track down that vermin varmint and get him and then make him into a trophy for your wall. The first of many.

Then you can see about teaching a course in rat-bashing and smashing at the Life Long Learning College. They would line up, Munc. I know it.

You know, I took fencing long ago as a PE requirement at Miami (the one that was a university before Florida was a state) and I learned all about how to lunge and how to plunge. I bet you could get a DVD and practice those moves in front of a mirror.

Oh Munc, just think, the launch of your new career, foiling rats to the north of 466 and rats to the south of 466.

And then, Munc, just think, your very own infomercial. An infomercial for your very own DVD. $19.95. Who will give you $19.95, Munc? EVERYBODY!!!

Oh Munc, I could make you a star. You'll show that rat- :edit:.

Boomer

(Sam, when I went to post this to Munc, I got the red letter thing so I looked down and saw your post about the "thick" snake. Do you think that snake was full of rats he had for dinner?)
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