Jan,
I have it on good authority that "Member Number 5000" will be getting to go on the TOTV cruise FOR FREE.
And that said "Member Number 5000" will get to be in the most elegant of cabins, with a balcony and all. And that "Member Number 5000's" cabin might even be right next door to yours.
And that "Member Number 5000" will get to have dinner at the Captain's table each and every night. Where only the finest wines will be served.
And that you, Jan, will spring also for any extras that may be the whim of "Member Number 5000." Excursions. Room Service. The Gift Shop. Scuba. T-shirts in every color.
Whatever "Member Number 5000's" little heart desires.
It will be a glorious time for "Member Number 5000."
Today, I am going to check into the legalities of changing my name to "Member Number 5000."
Anchors aweigh, Jan. Anchors aweigh.
Boomer
