The obscene phone call ...
A Jewish lady is sitting at home when the phone rings.
"Hello," she says in her accented voice.
"Hello," says the male voice at the other end, followed by heavy breathing. Then he says,
"I bet you'd really like it if I came around, ripped off your blouse and bra and panties, then threw you to the floor and made hot, sweaty love to you."
The Jewish lady replies, "From one 'hello,' you can tell all this?"
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