I look at The Daily Sun and the Villages News.com every day and I see a constant stream of arrests for theft and rowdiness, primarily of white men and women. Therefore I, John Q. Public, call for an immediate ban on all white people admitted into The Villages until we figure out what the Hell is going on. Who's with me?

Wait, I'm told that most of these white people who are being arrested are Christians. Therefor I, John Q. Public, call for an immediate ban on all Christians admitted into The Villages until we figure out what the Hell is going on. Who's with me?

Why would you think my policies are racist?