Re: Walmart
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Originally Posted by Rokinronda
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART!
Why WAL-MART??
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!
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The blonde not being so dumb took the cat to the Walmart Pharmacy, where one of the clerks got some sutures and reattached the cat's severed appendage and applied some antibiotic salve. As a crowd gathered, the cat began to purr and romp friskily around the store.
Moments later the vice squad entered and arrested the Walmart clerk. The charge: retailing pussy in public.
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