Disclaimer: Do not read if you want your imagination to keep running with EJP's wet noodle now owned by Chels.
Noodle facts: As Rhonda said, the "noodle" was purchased by EJP for Chels so she could make a chair for the pool. You use one of the noodles and a mesh "sling" (purchase both at Wal-Mart for under $10 together). The noodles come in large and small sizes. After some major by EJP's wife, she managed to get the two together to make a wonderful floating chair for the pools here. EJP used it at the pool, saw a gentleman wet the noodle and voila! one instant chair in minutes. So, the trick is to get the noodle wet -- makes the sling portion slide on quickly and easily.
So, we're sitting outside chatting and smoking. Chels goes into Crisper's and EJP follows. She gets change and pays EJP for the noodle and sling. EJP leaves and it gets rather raucus since we now down to all girls.
The noodle comments flew fast and furious. To top it off, Chels took a drink of soda. The glass was sweating and dripped on the noodle. Thus, we now had a wet noodle that Chels stroked to dry off. This occurred several times to more raucus comments. Of course, Chels then had to light a ciggie and the comments went from raucus to almost obscene.
See what happens when you THINK a get together is over and leave it to a few females with somewhat twisted minds? Course, we didn't think all the nasty thoughts y'all did and shame on all of you for thinking Chels would play with EJP's wet noodle right there at Crispers!
For a pic of a noodle chair:
http://www.improvementscatalog.com/product/id/101471.do