Originally Posted by Guest

The ol days of tar and feathering are gone. There are less violent ways to run people out of a community:

Park cars on the street in front of their house day and night (not sure what time restrictions there are), nobody likes to look at other peoples cars in front of their house all the time.

Drive over just to walk your dog in their yard, in fact bring your neighbors dog too. Leave a car behind if you can arrange a ride back. If he says anything flip him off (it would do no good to yell, he can't hear).

Instead of toilet papering and plastic forking, throw Q tips and ear wax remover in his yard.

Join his "deaf club", you know they have to have a club to organize these attacks (might be called the "what you say club"). Wear your ear buds and constantly say "WHAT" to the rest of the members. If they inquire why you want to join; "ask them if you have to be deaf to be a member?" If they say yes, ask them to put that in writing (tell them you are hard of hearing and just want to make sure you understand correctly).

Sign him up on hearing aid websites (use his name and contact information), cut out advertisements from newspaper and magazines (no shortage of those in The Villages) and mail them to him.

Hand write an advertisement for free pit bull puppys with his name and number on it, state you "work second shift so call after 11:30PM". Also mention "hard of hearing, please talk loudly". Place that advertisement in a local biker bar (IE: the Shamrock in Leesburg).