I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.
A few quotes from Les Dawson.
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