Moderators are chosen according to a point system :

You must have never ever have voted for anyone but for a Democrat , a Socialist or an Anarchist for any office as far back as for Class Officers at your High School .

You must have never learned anything at all about Economics , Fiscal Policy , Accounting or Business .
Additional points are awarded if you believe everything you hear in the Main Stream Media especially MSNBC , CNN , The View and of course if you believe everything written in the New York Times and The Washington Post .

Also preference is given to anyone who is a native of NY City or " Lung " Island because they always have the correct insight on everything .

Being loud , foolish , fool-hardy , constantly angry ,hysterical and especially a very poor loser will get you very far with the Judges .
Being Female gets you an additional 100 points .