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Old 12-25-2016, 11:41 AM
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Default Let the carnage begin.....

Another Christmas of "free" golf on the championship courses. Scorecard so far:

38 Golfers have played the hole I live on (par 4)
78 divots taken
6 divots filled with sand
12 bunkers entered
1 rake used
Can't see the tee, so ? # of divots on tee
Unknown # of pitch marks on green, but from a distance looks like there have been 0 repairs
Most practice swings----11
Most "whiffs"---- 6 in a row
Most "mulligans"---4 in a row, all shanked into the hazard.
Best club throw-----about 35 yards
Best cart driving---tie between across edge of green and sideswiping a palm tree
Best etiquette----forgetting to put the flagstick back in

Can't wait to play the "manicured" course tomorrow