How do you confuse a Liberal? You don’t. They’re born that way.

This one is not PC and will surely result in crying of PC violation: Why is it good to have a Democrat passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.

What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? Elvis has been sighted.

A Democrat died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
“Ten dollars?” she said. “It only takes ten dollars to bury a Democrat? Here’s a hundred – go bury 10 of them!”

What is the Democrat doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought.