How do you keep a Democrat busy? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
Why did the Liberal have blisters on his lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
A Democrat found a magic genie’s lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, “I will grant you one wish.” He said, “I wish I were smarter”. So the genie made him a Republican.
What’s the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure? The sack.
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