[The Great Fumar]

Subject: drinking


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion and I
kept staring
at a drunken woman swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
table.


My wife asks, "Do you know her?"


"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started
drinking right after
we split up those many years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober
since.


"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"


So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything......


NOTHING LIKE A WIFE TO PUT A MAN IN HIS PLACE . .