I do not have any granddaughters, and if I did, I doubt they would disappoint their parents with that type of behavior. I would have thought you would be more attracted to 29 year olds or the gals in the Viagra commercials (not a lot of women like those commercials?).

Good luck on your quest, Genghis Khan probably got an earlier start, you might be able to change the future of the world.

Could you imagine all your children running around with pointy caps on dragging a black baby doll behind their tricycle...