Boomer's Helpful Hints About How To Stop Procrastinating
1. Move computer out of kitchen.
2. Stop pretending that you are checking the stock market and reading important news of the world when you are really just totally goofing off on TOTV.
3. Invite a bunch of people to your house to celebrate our nation's birth and so that you will be sure to get lots of things done that you have been putting off.
4. Keep in mind constantly that guests are due in less than 24 hours.
5. Make a list of really important things you need to attend to and then do them. (Like for instance, I did not say Happy Birthday to Canada yet and I really must go do that now.)
Boomer