** 84 year old Bride **
The 84 Year Old Bride
The local News station was interviewing a 84 year old (Lady) bride after she just got married for the fouth time
The news reporter asked herself, what it was like marrying again, her new husband and his occupation
She said it great he is a Funeral Director
The reporter then asked her to tell her about the first three husbands and what did they do
The Bride stoped for a few moments to think about them after all that time
She then looked at the reporer with a big smile and said she remembered the first one in her 20's was a Banker, then in her 40's a Circus Ringmaster, in her 60's he was a Preacher and now in her 80's a Funeral Director
The reporter looked amazed and asked why such diverse careers
The Bride said with a bigger Smile this easy kid
I married 1 for the money 2 for the show 3 to get ready and 4 to go
:-*
Da Sgt
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