[uujudy]

Originally Posted by Boomer BeBack

Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!!

uu, you must be my long lost twin.

Good company wife.
I have played that game.
Open mouth. Insert coat hanger. Smile and nod. Carry one drink all night. Sip it.
Try to look impressed while big-deal boss tells you all about his Mensa membership. ...

Chew inside of cheek raw while trying not to laugh and snort and spit your one drink through your nose and all over big-deal boss.
Oh, uu. Been there. Done that.

YES! EXACTLY! Maybe we were separated at birth? And aren't we so glad it's all finished? No more playing company wife! Now I can make a total fool of myself without disastrous consequences! Yay! 040