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Old 04-10-2017, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Rapscallion St Croix View Post
I contacted the authorities and received the answer. No, you do not have to pick up dog poop. You do however have to shape it into little sculptures depicting your home state, mark it with those little flags you can buy at Lowes, and put a blue cheese stuffed olive on top of your artwork. I know it sounds weird but rules is rules.
Then it would start moving by itself due to the dung beetles around here. They at least are moving quicker than snails at times.

I saw this first years ago at Doggie Doo Run Run and was taken aback as that **** was moving!!!