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Originally Posted by dbussone
This is a hoot! I'm glad to know golfers will now get some much needed "culture." I just got this email:
Sweetgum Executive Golf Course
To ensure a successful transition from winter play, the District Executive Golf Management Team will be temporarily closing the Sweetgum Executive Golf Facility, effective April 23, 2017. Some of the cultural programs that will occur during the closure include aeration and topdressing. We appreciate your patience as we continue to meet your expectations in maintaining the infrastructure through the recommendations and agricultural programs that were implemented last fall. If you have any questions or need additional information on this transition, please contact District Executive Golf Offices at 352-753-3396.
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Thank you, dbussone, for sharing this important announcement.
And, yes, I most certainly do see what autocorrect must have done.
Just think! Oh joy! There are divas coming to sing opera on a fairway near you!
You see, it was meant to say 'arias'
not 'aeration' and 'topdressing' simply refers to the elaborate, bejeweled costumes that divas must wear--no matter how hot it might be out there on the golf course.
I completely understand how that email might have looked a little weird to most people. But I am from a city where the Opera sings at the zoo sometimes in the summer. Sooooo, it was not much of a leap for me to understand the announcement.
You're welcome.
