ohnoohnoohnoohnoohno-o-o-o-o-o!!
Why did I return to this computer this morning?
Why did I look at TOTV again?
All I was going to do was check the market. Just did. :
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Maybe I do need to get another job.
And now I cannot get those alligators out of my head.
I know. It can be one of those musical cards. We will buy the rights to "Love is Lovelier the Second Time Around." Or maybe "The Anniversary Waltz."
And that alligator card will sell like crazy.
Or. . . Hold on. I just looked at the market again. :
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I just looked at PFE.
I know what we can do. We can sell those alligators to Pfizer. It can be their new logo. The one for the pill that is probably making Mr. Midnight's night. The alligators would be so much better than all those stupid ads that PFE has now.
The "Alligators in Luv" logo. That's what Pfizer needs. PFE needs all the help it can get. The alligators would sell. They would leap right ahead of those mattress shillin' sheep. Sellin' stuff even better. Or maybe the alligators and the sheep could get a gig together.
Too, too perfect. They could speak at marketing conferences. First the alligators. Then sell the mattresses.
ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!!
I wonder who may be reading this. Ohnoohnoohnoohno-o-o-o-o!!!
Well, this post is timed and dated. This post will be signed by Boomer. Oh I do so hope this idea is now copyrighted by Boomer.
If I see those alligators shilling for Pfizer without me, I am going to lasso them.
Is there a lawyer in the house?
Whew! All I did was come in here to this kitchen computer to check the market.
Boomer, on July 15, 2008, right before lunch, c. (Is that how you do it? I can't find that little trademark sign anywhere on this keyboard.)
Ohnoohnoohnoohno-o-o-o!!
Susan, I forgot. I did not buy the rights to your picture. Uh. Whoops. But listen! I know! We are in this thing together. We can be on the cover of "Business Week." Oh, whattheheck, we can be on the cover of "Forbes." Are you ready for your closeup?
Seeya later, alligator(s)
Boomer
Whatintheheckisthematterwithme???
All I did was come in here to check the market.
Maybe I do need to go back to work.
Boomer, zero to 60