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Old 04-28-2017, 08:02 PM
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I'm a big Yogi Berra fan. I'm sure Yogi didn't said this but you have a great sense of humor! You should try comedy writing.

Remember, "you have to go to other people's funerals or they won't come to yours". Yogi Berra
Technically, he was 100%correct. What he left out was that the other 1% don't go in either.

I played golf with Roger Clemens back in the 80s and the conversation somehow got turned around to Yogi. Roger told me that he was playing in the Pebble Beach Pro-Am one year and was on the putting green. He didn't have his watch and was concerned about making his starting time. Yogi was on the putting green next to him so he turned and ask Yogi, "Do you know what time it is?" Yogi replied, "Do you mean right now?"
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