The teacher Mr. Hull*said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
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HE*saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodakio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.
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"Very good! -- Who said,' Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth."
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Again, no response except from Little Hodakio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863".
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"Excellent!" said the teacher Hull*continuing, "Let's try one a bit more difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?"
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Once again, Hodakio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961".
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*Teacher Hull*snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Little Hodakio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do".
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He*heard a loud whisper:"F_ _ k the Japs".
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"Who said that? -- I want to know right now!"*he angrily demanded.
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Little Hodakio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945".
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At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke".
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*Teacher Hull*glares around and asks, "All right! -- Now who said that?"
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Again, Little Hodakio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991".
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Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!"
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Little Hodakio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher Hull, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
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Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****! -- If you say anything else -- I'll kill you!"
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Little Hodakio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004".
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The teacher, Dean Hull*fainted.
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As-the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're F-- ked!"
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Little Hodakio said quietly, "The American people, October 28, 2015 11:00 PM after watching the GOP Debate.