A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need
at home?

Joey says "A computer." The teacher replies, "That would be very useful."

Jimmy says "A new lawn mower", and gets a similar response.

Little Jose pops up and says "At my house we don't need nothing!"

The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.

Little Jose replies, "No I'm sure. When Trump was elected, I remember my dad saying, 'Well, that's the last thing we needed' ".