A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked right into his eyes and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide".

"Why in the world do you need cyanide?", the pharmacist asked.

"I need it to poison my husband".

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!"

"I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said " You didn't tell me you had a prescription."