72. “(Donald Trump) might win. He’s got enough ex-wives to vote for him.”—Chris Rock

73. “Over the years, his name has been on some things that have arguably been very un-good, including Trump Shuttle, which no longer exists; Trump Vodka, which was discontinued; Trump Magazine, which folded; Trump World Magazine, which also folded; Trump University, over which he’s being sued; and of course, the travel-booking site GoTrump.com, whose brief existence was, I imagine, a real thorn in the side of anyone hoping GotRump.com featured a single thing worth masturbating to.”—John Oliver

74. “What Donald Trump really reminds me of is a spoiled five-year-old throwing a tantrum. Every time a parent takes the kids’ side over the teachers’ and asks a child where they want to go to dinner or doesn’t say ‘be quiet when adults are talking,’ you are creating the Donald Trumps of tomorrow.”—Bill Maher

75. “Americans are slow and dim and dumb, and they need extra time. If we had a two-month election cycle, they would've elected Trump already... For the first couple of months, people were enamored with him. Now, they see his shtick. He has two things: 'Me build wall. Me great.'”–Bill Maher

76. “If he hadn’t inherited $200 million, you know where Donald Trump would be right now? Selling watches in Manhattan.” – Marco Rubio

77. “Trump is kind of like the movie Snakes on a Plane. Sure the idea is entertaining. But an actual snake on your plane would be terrifying. And that's what's happening now. The plane is American democracy. And the snake is Trump.”-–Seth Meyers

78. “The closest Trump ever got to battle was his fight with Rosie O'Donnell.” –Jimmy Kimmel

79. “There is a lunatic in North Korea trying to get a nuclear weapon and a lunatic trying to get ahold of nuclear weapons in America." – Marco Rubio

80. ‘Trump NOT Doing FOX Debate Cause Of MEGAN (sic) KELLY… fkng PRIMA DONNA. HOW CAN HE FACE ISIS, HE CANT FACE A CHICK ON TV.” –Cher

81. “Trump threatening not to show up for next debate if Megyn Kelly is moderating! I bet he’s so mad he has ‘blood coming out of his wherever.’”—Bette Midler

82. “Donald Trump just talked about his dick during a presidential debate! A dick which I presume looks like a Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off.” – John Oliver

83. “He’s always calling me ‘Little Marco’ … and I’ll admit he’s taller than me, he’s 6’2″ which is why I don’t understand why he has hands the size of someone who’s 5’2″. Have you seen his hands? You know what they say about men with small hands.” – Marco Rubio

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