A blonde lady walks into a library one day. She is wearing a short short skirt and you can smell her perfume from a mile away. She is carrying with her an extremely large book. She walks up to the librarian desk, slams the book down and shouts, "this is the worst book I ever read!","there are no pictures,the words are too small and its so god damn big!". The librarian slowly looks up at the blonde and says.."So your the one that stole our phone book"