An Australian walks into a bar in New York with his dog & shouts "I have $100 here that says my dog can beat any other dog in a fight." The bartender looks down at the dog with disgust & says "what is that ugly thing". The Aussie replies"It's an Australian short legged long tailed swamp hound" One guy at the end of the bar offers to take him on with his Rottweiler. Within 5 seconds the Rottweilers neck is broken. The Aussie says anybody want to $200. Another guy steppes forward with a pitbull 3 foot at the shoulder snarling & snapping at anything that moves. "I'll take your money " he says. the dogs lunge at each other & in only a few seconds the pitbulls head is severed. The pitbulls owner stares in disbelief and says "what the hell did you say that dog was". The Aussie replies "it's an Australian short legged long tailed swamp hound but back home we just call em crocodiles."