[Rapscallion St Croix]

Just living amongst old folks is quite entertaining. I don't have to go to the squares. Last night I was entertained by my neighbors arguing over an unlikely hypothetical situation. She started by saying, "If I won the lottery...." They then had an exchange wherein they shared ideas about what to do with the money. When it got to the part where she said she would gift some money to her sister, the hubby went nuts. They had an amazing back and forth, and ultimately she won by threatening to not allow him to purchase the stable of fine cars he had earlier stated he would collect. Great entertainment....and free with no parking issues.