A Male Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after: rode motorcycles, dated skinny, long-legged, full-breasted women, hunted and fished, raced cars, went to naked bars, dated ladies half his age, drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, never heard bitching, never paid child support or alimony, dated cheerleaders, kept his house, guns, ate spam, potato chips and beans, blew enormous farts, never got cheated on while he was at work, all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.