No, not the one of which you're thinking.


It occurs to me, that since almost all of Trump's problems are totally self-inflicted, the single best thing that Trump's closest advisors could do is to start treating the cell phone that he uses to tweet with...as a football.


As in...start playing keep away from him with it.


"Hey Jared, I'm open...over here."

"This way Steve, behind the couch."

"I'm going long Jeff, hit me with it on the fly."

"Ivanka, quick, hide it in your panties. Oh wait, on second thought don't put it there...he might make a grab for it."