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Originally Posted by nyclicker

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked.

"Not* yet," she said.... "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while, first."*

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"*

"No, not yet," she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!"* she told me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"

I didn't expect that!