Originally Posted by dirtbanker

When Obama died, George Washington met him
at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the
face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy
the Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose
and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but
you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and
said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, he beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical socialist leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said? You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"