'Cash, check or charge?' The cashier asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in the woman's purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' the cashier asked.

'No,' the woman replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'