A Japanese couple is in an argument over ways to experience highly erotic sex.....
Husband says: “Sukita”
Wife replies: “Kowanini”
Husband says: “Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!”
Wife on her knees literally begging: *“Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!”
Husband replies angrily: “Na miaou kina tim kouji!........”

And YOU just sit there, reading this $hit as if you understood Japanese!