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How would YOU describe a typical Villager?
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1. Has a VCR blinking 12.
2. No longer has any long pants.
3. Everyone knows your name at bars.
4. Always starts a conversation with; "So, where are you from?'
5. Line dances in a circle.
6. Always looking for a way to bend the rules.
7. Reads newspapers for non-local news.
8. Thinks lifelong collections like: Life, National Geographic, VCR & 8 Track tapes are an investment.
9. Has poor memory of golf course play.
10. Has memorized the number of steps to the golf cart.
11. Feels unfriendly if doesn't wave at least 20 times a day.
12. Still has a rotary home phone.