Originally Posted by Nucky

I am willing to become Mayor Of The Villages. I am not a crook. I will build a very high fence with no internet access around one house. It will return TOTV'S to its previous glorious self and will restore self confidence to all Democrats, Republicans and Independents using this here Forum. Can I have your vote?

Say it Three times it will stick with you,

NUCKY FOR MAYOR! A LOBSTER IN EVERY POT!

NUCKY FOR MAYOR! SEATS SAVED FOR YOU AT THE SQUARE!!

NUCKY FOR MAYOR! PERPETUAL HAPPY HOUR!!!