Wackadoodle was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking.


Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales , Wales you bloody idiot!"

So Wackadoodle apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland ?"

And that's the last thing he remembers.