There once was a man named Donald
Who really liked to Tweet
His friends told him to stop it
Because it wasn't very neat

Now Donald thought they were his friends
And his friends considered him royal
But Donald called up all his staff
He wanted to see if they were loyal

The staff started getting the cold sweats
Even Baron was throwing down threats
Many had just moved into their homes
One belonged to Hillary, she said it had good bones

Outside the Oval Office sits Ivanka Trump
She thinks her Dad sounds like Forrest Gump
She must convince him to stop the Tweets
Or else it's back those Trump Tower suites