A woman arrived at a party and while scanning
the guests, spotted an attractive man standing
alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello,
My name is Carmen.”

“That’s a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family
name?”

“No,” she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to
myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the
most – cars and men. Therefore, I chose “Carmen.

” What’s your name?”

He answered “B.J. Titsengolf.”