Last year I took my grandkids to a county fair. We sat at a picnic table having an ice cream, along with an elderly couple. The gentleman asked Jack " how old are you young man"

Jack replied " I'm 3 1/2, how old are you?

The gentleman replied " Well, I'm 62"


"Oh", said Jack, "You look a hundred"

"Well",said the gentleman, " That's because I didn't eat my vegetables"

TRUE STORY