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Originally Posted by Guest
I figured out how our GPS systems work in our cars.
Our request for trip directions are beamed to the Mastermind on Mars. They are given to one of the kidnapped Earth children to quickly figure our route and send it to our car GPS map. The kidnapped children have 2 seconds to compute the route and send it - or they will be eaten by the Martian canibals.
I am so glad that Trump's good buddy, Alex Jones, finally brought out the truth on InfoWars.
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Was not that newest conspiracy theory something ? That along with learning our President tweets and talks to those nutcases on the sub Reddit site is making this entire experience eerie.
Makes the five years of the birth certificate thing seem minor. Many books written on our President and his wackiness...remember the ad he took out trying and convicting the young man in Central Park ? Of course, as it turns out it was one of the many false accusations he has made over the years.
By the way, your scenario was funny