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Old 07-08-2017, 06:32 AM
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Paddy the farmer was in his field and a tinker van pulled up to ask directions. Out comes 7 children. Paddy scratched his head and said " 7 children, I'v been married 5 years and nothing has happened. Can you give me some advice?

Well, said the tinker, " You go to town and buy a beautiful night gown and flowers."

Okay, what do I do next"

" You take her out to the best restaurant for a wonderful dinner, and the best wine"

"Okay, what do I do next"

"Come home and have her take a relaxing bath, and more wine.

Okay, what do I do next"

Have her get into bed"

Okay, what do I do next"

Then, you call me"