A group of couples went to a Sean nos( irish set dance) in Boynton Beach.

There was a man, well into his 80's and had a very big nose, that had a step we had never seen before.

Myself and Mary went over and compliment him on his dance step and asked if he would show us how to do it.

His wife grabed his arm and said "No, he's not showing you anything"

Taken back by her reaction, we walked back to our table.
I said to Mary, "Geez, he's too old to do anything, what is she worried about."

"Well, said Mary, "He could use his nose"