[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by Rapscallion St Croix

I want more than just a medium who can channel the deceased. I am a mess and need the whole package, aura cleansing, chakra balancing, a karma reset, and I would like a couple of hexes removed, especially the one that makes me think I can still hit an 8 iron 155 yards. My wife thinks I also need a filter tune up. She wishes we could make my inner child shut up. She is particularly frustrated that it renders me incapable of containing my amusement when I see a bad toupee and is worried that I might have PTSD, Progressive Tourette Syndrome Disorder, but I say **** that noise. My cousin keeps trying to convince me that veganism would solve all my problems and she may be right but we are on a fixed income and have you seen the price of air fresheners? My wife just peeked over my shoulder and asked me why I am letting my inner child post stuff on a public forum so I guess I better get to stepping and try to find my center with a some three count breathing, stop sign visualization, and a little mantra affirmation thrown in for good measure.

If you can't even hit an 8 iron 155, you need a golf pro, not a medium