Husband: "Time after time I tell myself how lucky I am to be loving you"...Uh..

" I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow...."
Wife: You found a new dish in the newspaper and want me to cook it for you.
Husband
Mom: Daughter you and I can talk for hours.
Daughter and then some.
Father: Daughter how are you, weather Ok, car running ok, work going good. OK here's your mother
Your turn