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Old 08-16-2017, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Cedwards38 View Post
Service dogs are fake if:

(1) They are made of cardboard.
(2) You never have to pick up any poop after them.
(3) They don't bark insanely when the doorbell rings.
(4) They won't chase squirrels.
(5) They don't eat and drink.
(6) They don't lick your face.
(7) They don't get excited when you come home.
(8) They don't perk up their ears when they hear stuff you don't.
(9) They don't shed hair.
(10) You don't love them like family.

DISCLAIMER: I love dogs. I don't have a service dog. I don't object to service dogs. This is humor, albeit that is simply my opinion and subject to the judgement of each of you who read this.