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Old 08-27-2017, 08:05 PM
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Fred and Larry got married in California .
* They couldn't afford a honeymoon so, they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first married night together.
* In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
* As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Larry are up yet.
* She replies, 'No'.
* Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
* His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!* Just go to school.'
* Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Larry up yet?'
* She replies, 'No.'
* Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
* His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '
* After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
* 'Are Fred and Larry up yet?'
* His mom says, 'No.'
* He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
* His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'
* He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...... I gave him my airplane glue.'