HOW TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE
1. Open a new file on your computer.
2. Name it 'Housework.'
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your computer will ask you,
'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently ?'
6. Calmly answer, 'Yes,' and press mouse button firmly..
7. Feel better?
Works for me!