[Ecuadog]

My brother (up-north) sent me an email inquiring about my situation and wishing me Godspeed. I thanked him for his concern and told him that I thought that we'd be OK.

Trying to be funny, I told him that my wife was mad at me because I took a Sharpie and wrote her name and SS# on her forehead while she was sleeping.

He replied that just in case she floats face-down, I should also put that info on her butt.

Now, my wife hates me, my brother and all men (boys too, I think).