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> Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his
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> deathbed and knows the end is near.
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> His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him….
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> He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place
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> to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
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> “My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses.”
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> “My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier.”
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> “My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center.”
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> “Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bayside on Blackwater Sound.”
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> The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says;

> "Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.”
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> The wife replies, “The ******* had a paper route.”